Saturday, October 16, 2010

Texts From Ricko

(Upon learning that UFC fighter Brock Lesner has been sponsored by Jack Links Beef Jerky)

"Bork sometimes has hunger bad. No can punch hunger. Hunger toughest enemy of all. That why BORK SMASH hunger with Jack Links Moo Cow Strips. Scare hunger away, like lightning scare Bork. Make you strong like Bork, and Bork strongest there is!"

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